can’t wait to own dogs with u
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET.
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war