people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
Yet another great twitter convo
It gets better
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
I hope this hasn’t been done yet
I might be too late
oh my goD
If we’re in a relationship I won’t care if you like another girls picture, if you tweet, text or talk to other girls. Really. I know you’re mine and I have complete faith in you. But as soon as another girl catches your attention the way I caught yours, go.
I’ve honestly never understood the phrase “I trust you, but I don’t trust them.”
It takes two people to cheat.
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am